(1) Danny Mattice, 43

Danny Mattice, 43, short, slightly overweight; obsessively picks his teeth with anything he can find: matchbook covers, a fork, someone else’s toothbrush, a postcard, a pen, a bookmark in a bookstore, a dinner napkin, corner of a kid’s book, a bobby pin, a dollar bill, a shoelace from his dirty sneaker, a nail, a headphone jack…He can’t understand why his first dates never turn into second dates.

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